C.U.D.G.E.L.

How we roll

1. Each team must consist of one golfer and one caddy. Members of a team can switch roles whenever they see fit. Both members must be over 21. See? We're serious about that.

2. The course consists of 9 holes. Teams move through the course in waves. Scores will be reported every third hole.

3. Every stroke is a point. Because it's fucking golf.

4. Record scores accurately. Non-creative cheating will be punished.

5. Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a motherfucking plane.

6. Each lost ball is a two-stroke penalty. If you find your ball again, one point is deducted from your score.

7. The main streets are never, never, never in play. A ball hit into these streets is considered lost. It is, however, often quite easy to find again. Don't cause any traffic accidents.

8. Balls will be provided. Do not bring actual golf balls. Do bring actual golf clubs. Thrift stores are a cheap and easy place to find old clubs, as well as stylish urban golf attire. We do award random points for argyle. Double for argyle hot pants.

9. Patronize the local establishments and tip your bartenders.

10. Did we mention we give rewards for wearing argyle hot pants? Argyle hot pants, baby. Please. For the love of god, please.

11. Bring your cheerleading squad. All of 'em. The louder, the better.

04.16.2006

Common sense

1. Respect: yourself, others, the community, the game, and, most importantly, my authoritay.

2. Both caddy and golfer must be over 21 to participate. Being inside bars is an integral part of the game. If you can't get into the bars, you can't finish the course. Anyone under 21 who wants to participate can email us at brandishyourclub@gmail.com to volunteer.

3. Continued participation is subject to the judges' discretion.

4. No pets. I can't believe we're saying this, but seriously, leave Fido at home.

5. It's a game. Have fun. Don't take it too seriously. It's urban golf, people, and you're not exactly the next Tiger Woods.

04.16.2006